youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Is it penis luge time yet?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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