her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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