...so i touched it.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Randomize
