Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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