You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I can't turn off my feet"
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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