Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Randomize
