Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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