Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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