you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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