Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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