It's Friday. Sex?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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