oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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