Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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