Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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