So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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