your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
