When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
