what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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