the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
He did a backflip because drugs
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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