I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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