I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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