ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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