Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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