when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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