was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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