my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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