Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Holy sore nipples Batman
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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