If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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