No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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