is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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