Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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