Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
i now understand why vodka
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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