I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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