The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I think your dad took our porno
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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