Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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