he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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