Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
