were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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