You surviving the open bar?
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I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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