awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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