I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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