So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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