i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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