thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
