So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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