hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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