i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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