Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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