Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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