i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
You're like the curious george of whores
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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