Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at templeÂ
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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