Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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