wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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