You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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