Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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