For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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