If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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