I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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