This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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