ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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